TOY ANIMAL WRESTLING CLUB!
The rules are simple and I'm happy to lay them out for you, but to break the rules of TOY ANIMAL WRESTLING CLUB is to invite danger and retribution from the club!
1/ You don't talk about Toy Animal Wrestling Club.
2/ YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT TOY ANIMAL WRESTLING CLUB!
3/ You need to make sure you get all your jabs first. There are no rules and animals? They tend to bite.
4/ All members have to help tidy up the hall after TOY Animal Wrestling Club. With many animals in the hall there can be a real mess afterwards and we need to make sure the floors are swept and mopped and the kitchen is left tidy.
5/ If it's your first night at TOY Animal Wrestling Club... You have to bring a Toy Animal!!
If you are willing to stick to the rules, to give all to the club, to wrestle toy animals as hard as you can, then you too can join. Just post up your pics!
Think I'm joking?! This shit is real!!
|STARTS WELL! I HAVE THE UPPER HAND!|
|HE TURNS AND USES HIS SUPERIOR NECK LENGTH ADVANTAGE!|
|NEVER LET THEM GET YOU DOWN!!|
|ITS ALL OVER!! 'KEN' THE TOY GIRAFFE ONE, EDD NIL.|
Join us next time for more TOY ANIMAL WRESTLING CLUB!!
(NO toy animals were harmed in the writing of this blog post, though Edd was badly wounded!)